41 Funny Poems for Kids - Funny Rhymes for Children Short funny poems for children, Poems that rhyme, funny friend poems, funny poems about school. Sometimes children with their fresh eyes looking at the world may be My Big Fat Cat · Sick · Today The Teacher Farted · Being Brave At Night Poems for Children & Big Kids Too! Fun & Silly from The Lizzie Pitofsky Poem. I can't get enoughsky Of Lizzie Pitofsky. I love her so much that it hurts. I want her so terrible I'd give her my gerbil Plus twenty-two weeks of desserts. I know that it's lovesky 'Cause Lizzie Pitofsky Is turning me into a saint. I smell like a rose, I've stopped picking my nose, And, I practically never say ain't.